23 thoughts that really come to mind during yoga

23 thoughts that really come to mind during yoga

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The first time in the studio. "Well, a very nice place. What is that smell? Eucalyptus? It's just amazing. I want to come here every day.

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First time in the hall. "Where is the instructor? Why does everyone already know what to do? I want to go home."

Mat selection. "I will just sit here with the air, as if I know what I am doing."

Lotus position.

"Okay, let's start. Focus. Breathe. It's very difficult to concentrate, when all I can think about is how hard it is for me to concentrate. Maybe if I focus on not focusing, it will be considered that I focused? "

Planck.

"I am light as a feather. As solid as steel."

Chaturanga. "Chat-u-what? Perhaps I’m just lying on the rug. Face down.

"

23 thoughts that really come to mind during yoga

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Pose the dog face up. "Okay, this is not so bad. I forgot (a) that yoga clothes are so comfortable. I would wear (a) it every day.

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Pose of the dog face down. "These $ 90 pants were worth it. My ass looks just great."

Warrior Pose II. "Why did everyone stare at me? Am I doing it right? Am I doing anything right? What am I doing with my life?"

Inverted warrior pose.

"Oh! And it's kind of nice!"

Bending forward while standing. "And this is also with ....

oh, no. Auch!"

The pose of the chair. "It has nothing to do with sitting on a chair. Sitting on a chair is easy. It's hard.

False advertising."

Twisting in a chair pose. "I think I'm going to create a new pose - the pose of a confused person."

23 thoughts that really come to mind during yoga

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Vinyasa.

"Why no one else looks like he is suffering unbearably ??? !!!"

Extended lateral angle. "Okay, when is wine served here?"

Pose of the triangle. "Not bad at all. I can stand in this position for at least all day."

Still the pose of the triangle.

"And how long should I stand this way?"

Camel pose. "Um, no thanks. Some other time."

23 thoughts that really come to mind during yoga

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Pose of the bridge.

"Now I can do it. I hope the teacher will notice."

Wheel pose. "Sorry, of course, but I'm just not bending this way."

Pose of the corpse.

"THIS is my goal. I finally found the meaning of life."

The completion of shavasana. "No. No.

No. No. I do not want this to end. Let's just stay here."

It's time to go home.

"Wow! I feel amazing. I think that I will come again tomorrow."

23 thoughts that really come to mind during yoga

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